Mr Traumatik

A multidimensional entity know mostly for his creation of utter filth for one’s ears. Notable songs include “Kraken” which has been known to have caused an outbreak in E-Coli due to the excessive filth.

Also a 38 year old caucasian man

person 1: yo what are you gonna drop at the mr traumatik set?
person 2: 13 sheets of acid, i’m about to deji flip!
person 1: What a save!

by realtackshooter August 5, 2023

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Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

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A Mr. Branston

a lesson that is badly taught.

Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.

by jordcressey January 20, 2011

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THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by what name do i use? February 10, 2018

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Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.

by bizniztime October 21, 2008

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