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Kali Linux

Was created as a Debian fork specifically intended to make penetration testing on the “Universal Operating System” have a simpler setup process. You just plug and play. BlackArch and Pentoo would be comparable distributions.

Nowadays the butt of many jokes among the Linux community as its users are often seen as script kiddies. r/KaliLinux is filled with demonstrations of what happens when you make an absolute beginner the sysadmin of what’s essentially just Debian Unstable (hint: nothing good for them, but funny for us).
Xayden: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ROUTER! I USE KALI LINUX AND IM THE GOD OF HACKING!
Bob: Ethical hacking is how I pay the bills. I use Pentoo consistently for purposes that aren’t running 10000 different Wine applications - I.e. finding any security holes that some kid using Kali would try to exploit and stopping idiots trying to hack my clients. Please, take a look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you even installed Kali.
by E hates Q April 17, 2022
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The Lincolnshire Poacher

A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.
Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.
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The action of farting into someone's dick
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Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs
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An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

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When you have sex with a guy/girl for the full movie length of "Lincoln"
I gave her The Full Lincoln last night. Three plus hours of pounding!
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