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Kirton Lindsey 

A small village in North Lincolnshire which is riddled full of old people.

Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...

Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.

Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.

Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.

Too many blank lines in a row 

This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .
When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.

bang da b-lines 

a festival, but also fun to say.
good insult
"god your hairs a mess"
"shut up, go bang da b-lines agen"
"karl ere 2k8 banging da b-lines"

Faux Help Link 

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."

Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
Faux Help Link by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

Hittin licks 

Where's Bob?

Oh he's just out hittin licks.
Hittin licks by Issaslap January 23, 2019
(Exclusive) character in Soul Calibur 2 with the most fanboys, regardless of version.
While Heihachi has the least fanboys, Link has the most.
Link by Mishirou|Insane August 29, 2003