Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.
Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.
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Get the letter in her mailbox mug.(n) Desperate lesbian:
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.
Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.
Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE
Girl 1: Dude. why does she keep trying to recruit all of our straight friends into lesbians?
Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...
Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...
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Get the Lesperate mug.LAURA Where do I start,, I love you too much🥰You can Into my life and flipped it around💕I know lately we’ve had ups and downs like you said but no BestFriends dont 👭 And the time when you sat next to me in Maths and you know I was having a very very bad day, you made me forget about everything that was happening💔I’ve never had someone that helps me like that‼️I know I get on your nerves because I always say your going to replace me but I’m bothered because (1) I know I’m nothing special and am a temporary friend that can easily be replaced and (2) I have honestly never had a best friend as good as you🤩I never want to be replaced, not by LIBBY, not by Maisie, not by ANYONE🙉And I know that sounds selfish but without you I’d be broken, like fully shattered and unable to be fixed👭I know that even at 3 in the morning if I need you then you will be there🥰And I will always do the same with you💕I know sometimes I can be annoying but I have come into ur life because I want to impact it in the best way possible💋I love you so so much, like billions and millions and trillions😘I know there are struggles in life, but promise me you’ll keep your head held high, because you deserve to be happy😭You should always be proud for you are, a happy, gorgeous and SOLID young girl, coz I am🤩I want to be the best friend possible for you. I want to be the person you can call at 1 am in the morning and a person you can’t truly trust with anything🥰
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