The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
by GloryJoel September 15, 2019
by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021
When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
by BradTheChad June 18, 2018
When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023
by asheville September 20, 2021
Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.
1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
by Bluejones December 10, 2022
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014