Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.

So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!

by LoganPhyve January 31, 2012

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino March 07, 2016

The Scoop (Frito Lay)

The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.

that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.

by vt235 September 09, 2009

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

TRAE-LAY

Is a a guy who will fuck anything anywhere likes to fuck in public bathrooms and don't matter if their male or female a trae-lay will fuck anything

Girl that dude is a Trae-lay anyone can get with that that ain't no challenge

by RoyalVanitylay July 31, 2021

Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.

I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.

by Mando February 17, 2016

Laying bricks

placing hard overcooked biscuits, cornbread, cake, etc. on dinner plates.

Mama's laying bricks for everyone currently.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023