Lay

Most manipulative person you will ever meet has a victim mentality for problems they have caused the type of person to give up on you when you need them

“Manipulative”: “purposely hurt you and then play it off as a joke or act like you are stupid”

by Unknown Acc March 21, 2022

lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.

Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.

by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023

Laying Down the Mack

To successfully flirt with a member of the opposite sex

Last night with Stacy I was laying down the mack.

by Gooch Eater 27 October 4, 2025

Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

Lai lai

A person's mother-in-law

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai

by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021

Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016