John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011
Get the laying an ottermug. A person's mother-in-law
by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021
Get the Lai laimug. Accepting your sentence without snitching, cooperating, or trying to cut a deal. It implies staying solid, doing your time, and not folding under pressure
by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025
Get the Lay Downmug. by Gooch Eater 27 October 4, 2025
Get the Laying Down the Mackmug. Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care
Bob: I really don't care
by ๐ June 10, 2021
Get the Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Laymug. A beauty queen who never settles for less โจshe a model, ๐
she a queen, but she never not be the OG
She your partner in crime, your ride or die ๐ , the one you desire
She may be named after a crisp packet ๐ฅ, but she wonโt pack -it-in, if you talk bad, sheโll be mad and turn into a bowling ball ๐ณ
So be careful what you say and what you hear because nothing is left unseen from our queens Lays
Disrespect her and you will experience her wrath
She your partner in crime, your ride or die ๐ , the one you desire
She may be named after a crisp packet ๐ฅ, but she wonโt pack -it-in, if you talk bad, sheโll be mad and turn into a bowling ball ๐ณ
So be careful what you say and what you hear because nothing is left unseen from our queens Lays
Disrespect her and you will experience her wrath
Her royal peasants: Lays, OMG is that you queen!
Our queen Lays: why of course it is you idiots. How do you not know me? I am the most known ๐๐
Peasants: oh we are sorry your royal highness. We deserve to die ๐
Our queen lays: as you should you worthless barbarians
Our queen Lays: why of course it is you idiots. How do you not know me? I am the most known ๐๐
Peasants: oh we are sorry your royal highness. We deserve to die ๐
Our queen lays: as you should you worthless barbarians
by QueenLays ๐ March 4, 2025
Get the Laysmug. "This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)
by mydi1000 August 12, 2015
Get the lay a cap onmug.