Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok

Shmerken doff lai is annoying

by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019

lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

Lay a hen

To have sex with

Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am

by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023

Lay's Stax

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.

"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

lay down tar

Running the streets cuz you don’t want to be at home

My lady been trippin so I been burning off steam should I lay down tAr

by Onte May 23, 2024