July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

by lmaogab July 7, 2022

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

by Mlcg1 July 15, 2022

July 4th

Most American day of the year!

July 4th is almost here!!!!!!!! 3 more days!

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

July 24th

The day two very special people started dating and yes its you stinky ass munch

Oh look those people have been dating since "July 24th"

by Imjustinlovewiththisonegirl September 26, 2021

July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

July 17

It’s National Lottery Day!!

Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th

by quotesxbymee March 27, 2022