jew block

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.

"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

by dantheman wec February 5, 2009

jew snake

One who continuously cheats others out of money and other valuables such as food and alcohol...often in spite of the fact that they are from a very rich New York suburb and have a father that works at a hedge fund.

I gave that guy five bucks to get me lunch and he bought me a two dollar sandwich from the food carts...what a jew snake!

by Jason Wald May 29, 2007

Jews For Jesus

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.

The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

Soulja Jew

The delicate art of grabbing one's own Hebrew National and shaking it across the dance floor until finding that one perfect candidate that is ready for battle. Drop the Dog Across the Schnozz and be ready for battle

This can be mostly commonly seen done at Bar Mitzvah's or Jewish Weddings. The Soulja Jew Battle Helmet is unstoppable.

by CYMERBAGEL June 29, 2008

ammo jew

A gamer who hordes ammo, powerful weapons or upgrades in a videogame but doesn't actually utilize their advantages, even though there are other players who'd use them better.

Gamer one: Dude, you just picked up a machine gun with full ammo why the hell are you still using the pistol?
Gamer two: I wanna save it for later.
Gamer one: You're such an ammo jew.

by solidwolf October 18, 2009

Gi Jew

A present/toy, often received by Nazi children. Gi Jew is often accompanied by an Easy Bake Oven.

That Nazi boy is bound to put Gi Jew in that Easy Bake Oven.

by Niiiiicccckkkk January 6, 2012

Jew Tart

A Jewish version of the Pop Tart, know for having little or no frosting or filling inside the cheap pastry.

his pastry is so dry I know it is a Jew Tart.

by Jew Cop July 11, 2009