Clam-Jam

The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis slamming against the outer labia or groin.

He drove in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him writhing in pain.

by Gottaring January 29, 2012

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boner jam

A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.

Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.

by El Presedente June 22, 2009

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White viscous fluid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.
see also: "baby gravy", "man paste", "man custard", "cock paste", "cum", "jizz", "root juice", "seed", "semen", "sperm", "spunk", or "splooge

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough man jam in his ass.

or

I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my man jam.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

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jam out

to suddenly stop, to fail at the last minute, to cancel plans for other reasons.

I thought we had plans Thursday, why did you jam out on me? I was following to closly to the car infront of me when her breaks jammed out; I couldn't stop in time. The drill press at the factory has jammed out again; coffee break time.

by Grjohnstone October 9, 2006

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Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

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