Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.

Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.

by wahtduh May 8, 2014

Nigger Jock

The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.

The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.

by DickGulper April 8, 2025

Road-Jock

Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways

You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life

by NeonMirror August 8, 2023

Jocking

The act of mastebating furiously for males. Slang for mastebating in St.lucia

Check damun, his hands red from jocking too much!!!!!!

by St.lucian boss July 4, 2018

Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020

Jock

A really gay vsco girl and always say and I ooop and skksks he's really annoying no one likes him he is friends with not one and overall just a weirdo. Oh yeh his only friend is a dude called vithushan. He also has autism and constantly has spazzes at everyone when they say something. He likes youtubers with 8 subscribers but was dumped due to his mum.

Oh there's jock that weirdo lets move away, I heard he's a vsco girl.

by poffreow September 2, 2019

Jock

An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.

A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH

another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!

by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017