jerry

hella stoned

cuh 1: damn bruh i smoked all dat weed

cuh2: wow jerry ur so cool

by eat dn August 23, 2022

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

Jerry pinger

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.

Oi bilson you hear that?

Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.

Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

Jerried

To have the best performance in a game despite being on the losing team. As per Jerry West, the only NBA player to win Finals MVP but lose the championship.

John: Those guys were fucking ass, except for Griffin. Griffin definitely Jerried that game.

by Kyroka June 25, 2024

Jerry

Jerry is a very kind, compassionate man who is always there for you. He will always put others before himself. He loves music and will master any hobby put before him. If you get lucky enough to find a Jerry, don't let him go. He's one of a kind!

Girl 1: "Did you see she's with jerry?"
Girl 2: "Yeah she's super lucky!"

by Tinabell79 April 18, 2021

Dirty Jerry

When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.

"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)

by Jerry (dirty jerry) June 30, 2024

tom n' jerry

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tom n' jerry

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025