Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

by The Chaotic Demi God September 16, 2021

Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it

We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

christmas glue

When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)

Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?

Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.

Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"

by 4playdriving December 12, 2016

christmas stomp

A christmas stomp is when someone dressed up as santa puts candy canes in a midget's mouth then curb stomps them.

Jerry: How did you straighten up the little fucker?
Phil: I gave him the good ol christmas stomp!

by Koala Terrorist October 26, 2018

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 06, 2022

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018