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Internet ADD 

Surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.
Jen: I saw you on facebook chat and I attempted to chat with you, but when I hit send, it said you were offline.

Chris: Yeah, I was only there for a few seconds, I got internet ADD.
Internet ADD by truntle August 6, 2009

Internet 

A place where incredibly stupid people do incredibly stupid things for incredibly stupid reasons and other incredibly stupid people make them incredibly famous for no reason.
The internet killed half of my brain cells.
Internet by Starquti July 12, 2017

internet nut 

imma go bust a internet nut
internet nut by tj January 11, 2004

internet attractive 

a person who is attractive by internet standards, but unattractive out in the real world
person-1~Did you meet up with that chick you met on myspace?
person-2~ Yea, but it turns out she was just internet attractive.
internet attractive by tictacornge February 1, 2008

Internet Virgin 

Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.

internet tourettes 

A condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of Youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.
A. "wow, some guy started trolling our dorm's email list."
B. "I'm not trollin'! I am boxxee, you see? :D :D :D "
A. "wow, you have serious internet tourettes."
B. "LOOOOVE!!!"

A. "Hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?"
B. "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"
C. "MORE CUPCAKES THAN YOUR STOMACH HAS ROOM FOR!!!!"
A. "....."