After a big night out when you lie down, be it in your bed or on the pavement, the sensation of spinning round like a helicopters rotors
by lolopops November 09, 2008
The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping.
by naughtynurse77 June 07, 2010
That friend you love so much you could spend the rrest of your life sharing life and your bed, just none of that relationship bullshit.
by chutup October 25, 2014
When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.
The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.
by Kbrix October 23, 2014
The act of laying ones back seats face down in your vehicle rolling your windows all the way up laying down on the back seats that's were put down and smoking from anything and smoking anything
by DJ Dread Head November 04, 2010
it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?
for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(
by DICK BLANCO March 03, 2004
Method of detaining people by smashing their door down in the middle of night, piling upstairs and rudely waking them up by screaming/bright lights: they are then led away in handcuffs (if lucky, some victims are simply shot in bed.) Employed by British police forces.
'What the hell happened to your house?'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'
by ru August 10, 2004