helmet

an umbrella term that differentiates from the protective gear equipped when for example, cycling. helmet in this context refers to rather cringe behaviour that provokes an annoyed reaction. many different behaviours can determine a helmet.

alfie t is a helmet.

by alfie thompson September 18, 2023

Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.

John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.

by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010

helmeted warrior

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

by Jade217 September 21, 2016

A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020

Helmet

When you are so high you have the mental capacity of someone who is so retarded they wear a helmet for safety.

Fuck man that shits dank i think im one hit helmet

by PuneSlayer666 June 29, 2015

Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007