hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session

Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!

by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006

hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis

You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!

by flubbermubber July 7, 2006

boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head

OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced

by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020

hat skillz

The ability to project power through the size/embroidery of your hat. Most applies to Military Commanders of high rank, who wear large hats.

"Dude, you see that General get that guy to jump off the cliff yelling "God Bless America!"?"

"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"

by cjayfla January 16, 2009

firemans hat

A great prank to play on your friends while theyre sleeping... Simply slap them as hard as u possibly can with the tip of your penis which will create a red crest on theyre cheek in the form of a firemans hat

Dude that was the best firemans hat ive ever give, it will show for days!

by George D. April 19, 2007

Party Hat

Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.

Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord

by Jim Hender May 4, 2008