Blogstipationist hobo

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.

That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.

by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008

de-hobo-fied

What one does when they shower so they no longer look like a Hobo

de-hobo-fied - Chantel had a long long shower and felt almost de-hobo-fied

by ColdZ October 14, 2013

No Hobo

A phase used to tell Hobo's you disinterest in giving them; money, cigarettes, or drugs.

Blake and Robby were walking Downtown on Main Street by Barringer Bar, a hobo asked them for a cigarette, to which Blake replied "No Hobo" and nonchalantly walked off.

Can also be used to bum cigarettes from your friends, simply ask for the cigarette and then exclaim "No Hobo".

by ElBorrachoBlake October 10, 2015

Fat Hobo

A homeless person, bum, living on streets, while also really fat.

Fat Hobo: Hey, can you spare some change.
Person: No, look how fat you are. How do you even afford to eat so much. You fat hobo.

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

random hobo

A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.

If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).

The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.

Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.

That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.

by 8============D - - - - (.)(.) February 16, 2009

dirty hobo

The sexual act of having sex in a dumpster snd finding a piece of rotten fruit or decayed garbage and putting it into the anus or vagina of your partner

I think I got a yeast infection from doing the dirty Hobo

by 8ight 1ne 3hree May 22, 2010

Go Hobo

A hobo that dresses in designer clothes from the trash cans of the rich and famous

Person 1: That hobo is wearing the same outfit Lindsay Lohan was wearing at the Awards ceremony yesterday.

Person 2: Well he's a Go Hobo

by EmeDinero May 7, 2013