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Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.
Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker
by knukles April 14, 2014
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Wall hobos

A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.
“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.
by Jay Fight May 3, 2020
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Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.
Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?
by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011
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Hobo Fucking

A form of a sexual position where a male is behind a female or a male is behind a male in a laid down position penetrating the vagina or anus.
The misses and I tried hobo fucking last night to try to spice things up
by Bigsexy029 April 23, 2023
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Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.
Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.
by HeathIam November 5, 2019
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Hobo fight

Jenny and Forrest got high and had a hobo fight after Lt. Dan left.
by Gimpygump May 20, 2022
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HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain
“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”
by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024
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