Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Happy Power

A multiple-content YouTuber with over 50,000 subscribers who goes by the name of Josh and has a long distance relationship with his girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away from him. You might know him from his popular glitching videos of Grand Theft Auto 5.

"Have you seen Happy Power's new video?"

by skyselly85 October 2, 2016

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

happy eyes

the best kind of eyes out there

She has happy eyes

by twerpderp April 13, 2016

Happy-Initialization

The act of figuring out what to do when a bunch of people sing you happy birthday.

I had a Happy-Initialization when my classmates sang me the happy birthday in school

by I’m sorry, Jon November 21, 2019

Happy Garden

Diving face first into a women’s hairy vagina.

Dude 1: Man, I went to the happy garden last night.
Dude 2: Did you get hair stuck in your teeth?
Dude 1: Ya but it was totally worth it.

by Supremeblt April 10, 2019