String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024

Guitar villain

A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.

Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

guitar quiero

1. A person who is extremely addicted to the game, Guitar Hero, and cannot stop playing even after they have gold-starred every song on expert.

2. The title of an Episode of "South Park".

Dun! that dude's been playing guitar hero for 3 days straight, he must be a guitar quiero.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019