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Greg

Gregs of the world, if you are reading this, then you have found the homeland. We must band together, we must end those who doubt our ability to become the fastest growing army on the internet. We must drink the blood of all who oppose us, we must drink the blood of THEM. We must drink the blood of CRAIG. Join us. Join Danny. Join GREG.
Greg 1: We must become truly GREG.

Greg 2: yes brother, raise your goblet filled with the blood of Craig in a salute.
by Frogbagels July 14, 2022
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Gregs

Brady:“Gregs is such a chode
by FortnitePro1738 March 25, 2019
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Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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Greg


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This is Greg
I love Greg
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".
Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).
by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023
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Greg

A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!
Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.
by SupYo_ November 27, 2021
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Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.
An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo
by T Puddles July 12, 2023
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