The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023
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Get the goon juice mug.A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.
Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!
W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
Get the Gooning mug.Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
Get the Getting gooned mug.Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.
The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.
Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).
Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.
Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).
Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon gooning mug.When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
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