What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
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Pedo-Gooning

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.
I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.
by AdolfJizzler June 02, 2024
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Pedo-Gooning

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.
by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024
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Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.
by Ky weber November 19, 2023
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Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning

When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
i cant wait to go Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning , plus I really love Seagulls
by tampagooner33 February 09, 2025
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Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.
i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned
by goosegirl221 January 29, 2021
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