Natalie the Goonette

Natalie is the female Goon Lord, Queen of the gooners. She is in a constant state of Goon. It’s almost like it’s autonomous. Having the ability to infinitely edge makes her “goon state” boundless. Powerscalers have been debating on her actually gooner level for decades

Person 1: Have you heard of Natalie the goonette?
Person 2: yes I heard her goonery is boundless

by Goonking December 27, 2024

Animal Jam E-gooner

A default wolf that goons off to random unemployed female jammer's OC from a game called animal jam.

Herbiebirdie: YO! Did you just see that default wolf goon to that chopped looking OC?
Default tiger: OMG I JUST DID
Herbiebirdie: OMG NOW HE'S E-GOONING TO YOUR DEFAULT ANIMAL
Default tiger: *FARTS*

That Animal Jam E-gooner goons too much.

by Herbiebirdie February 7, 2026

The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.

“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.

by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025

Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.

yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!

by umirayu June 23, 2025

The Thomas Oooey Gooey

Thomas, wanting a oooey gooey, is a rare but an unjustifiable sense of act, where a Thomas runs a train on 2 or more men, mostly men. They usually had swamp ass and are in a Lexus butt naked. Thomas oooey gooeys happen quite often. Where Thomas is the one in the middle, getting double the action on the nice enjoyable train ride. Thomas loves taking such great trains when both or more involved gets Thomas all oooey gooey with sticky white stuff all over him.

"This oooey gooey was so deliciousoso, I would take a ticket for this train ride again" "Thomas please give me another ooey gooey all over me, in my yummy tummy"
"Ooey gooey swamp ass, in my yummy ummy" " The Thomas Oooey Gooey is just so small, I can't feel his pecker in me"

by Oooey Goooey August 13, 2025

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025