Gender

What lies within your pantaloons

I got a dick in my pants so my gender is male

by Fizmo07 February 20, 2023

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Gender

A biological construct, either of two sexes. Overly complicated by woke twitter users with rainbow hair and LGBT NFT profile pictures. There are only two.

Woke twitter user: hey what's ur gender lol
Chad with common sense: *unzips pants* you tell me, nigga

by FurryHunter69 December 7, 2022

Gender Fluid

A delicious soup that is not available to the general public.

Me when i can't drink the gender fluid:

by IHATENIGGER123 December 8, 2022

Gender Surf

One who takes full advantage of the new norm of gender fluidity by identifying with two or more gender identities in relatively short periods of time while guided by whimsical and/or strategic motivations.

Damn, do they gender surf or what?.....going all male in the patriarchal boardroom one day at their job, all non-binary at the acai bar among the hipster crowd a week later, and totally female when they go to the opera with the wives of corporate donors a few days later.

by Dirk Pritchard December 8, 2022

gender doula

A person who supports another person's gender exploration. Similar to how a birth doula assists with pregnancy and birth, a gender doula assists with emotions and tasks related to gender. A gender doula may be a friend or a professional.

I just met with my gender doula and they helped me come up with a plan to legally change my name.

by dudela December 9, 2022

Gender

most overcomplicated thing humans made. no, i won't respect you because you use it "pronouns" so you are an object. gender is a lie by bathroom companies, everyone pees and poops.

hi i identify as furry agender pangender multi werewolf grass computer doll non binary gender. use the language i tell you to use or ELSE I WILL DESTROY YOU.

by iiSimplyBrxwnie December 12, 2022