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Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.
Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!
by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019
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Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️
by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025
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Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh
by beeba April 27, 2025
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flicker gooning

The act of releasing a controlled amount of sperm whilst gooning.
I spend up to 20 hours a week flicker gooning.
by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024
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rough goon

glueing a layer of sand paper to your hand and putting razor blades through them, then proceeding to masturbate, tearing through your male genitillia then using the blood as lube
by daveroid1 April 28, 2025
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Full Body Gooning

Engaging in sexual intercourse with someone. Gooning with two players instead of one.
My girlfriend and I got a little crazy after wine night, went home and started Full Body Gooning.
by PolarHQ June 26, 2025
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Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

Ts is so friggin tuff and nonchalant. Boi ts is so fire
Ts is so tuff. I goon to Lebron Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon
by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025
mugGet the Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goonmug.

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