pony tail man

1.A P.T.M
2.Quite literaly a man with a pony tail

1. Check out that Pony Tail Man
2. Mommy can I have a P.T.M when I grow up?

by mista mandalicious February 27, 2005

Pony express (fart)

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.

My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.

by Panda bareitall July 24, 2015

string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Pony up

The act of having a cigarette. When you want to or just lit up.

Lets pony up.

by GrChRo April 08, 2011

my little pony

The coolest toy from the 80's EVER. Attempted to bring them back in the 2000's. Maybe it will work.


I highly doubt it.

OH MY GOD! I found my My Little Pony collection!

by Tara March 01, 2004

jumbo bologna pony

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.

This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.

by DJ Squid November 21, 2004

We have a pony

Something said by your friends to lure you to a party under false pretences! When really there is NO pony!!

Come to my party . . . We have a pony!!

by Charm85 October 08, 2007