Female football player

A female that plays football, probably the best and toughest player on the team, makes every guy jealous

Dang, have you seen that female football player; she's on fire.

by FootballGirl#55 November 26, 2017

Celtic football club

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.

Defined .

Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.

by Geordiejock March 15, 2018

Fat Football Player

This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.

Paul is a fat football player

by Kevin Wild Wild West July 12, 2006

Arsenal Football Club

The biggest football team in London and the third largest football team in England.

sponge is gay, he is terrified of Arsenal Football Club

by thessparked August 30, 2020

football player build

A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online

WGM, 48, 5'6/250 Grn eyes/goatee/tats

by Rick James April 5, 2005

australian rules football

a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about

random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"

by sad truth July 12, 2009

Australian Rules Football

Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.

My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!

If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide

by Crowsfan91 December 15, 2018