Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.
I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.
by caland September 25, 2009
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Baby Flu

Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.
Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.

Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.
by Robbysin February 14, 2012
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Murray Flu

A pussy ass bitch that uses excuses to get out of a few pints
That cunt has the Murray Flu
by KayTwoKay December 24, 2019
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sawg flu

twist on swine flu. meaning your swag's presently at an all time low.
dude1: man that chick was not buying what i was sellin' one bit.

dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!
by DePue rep. June 22, 2010
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The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu
by The chrome donkey August 02, 2019
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Dooty flu

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!
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In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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