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Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.
Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?
by Murica Michelle February 6, 2017
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Festezhio

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009
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Festpekare

The swedish equalent to a partypointer. Someone who poses on pictures by pointing at the camera. This often takes place during partys or social events where people are supposed to act like fools.
Teo - Look at this idiot pointing at the camerea just beacuse he's at a party. I fuckin hate festpekare.

Edvin - Dude, thats you.
by Punanimaestro September 4, 2011
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Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
by Princekodaf February 7, 2019
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Festivalitus

- noun. Uncontrolable inability to stop moving and dancing, usually experienced after attending a kick ass festival. Symptoms may also include loss of voice, incessant humming and a greater love for the outdoors"
Use in colloqial terms:

Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?

John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"

John: I think I have festivalitus!
by The Secret Assasin ! July 7, 2009
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festie

Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."
by briaguya September 12, 2014
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licorice festival

a large sexual encounter where in 7-13 black males are having rough sexual intercourse with one or more women dressed as lionesses. Periodically shouting "zulu" in a frenzied roar of lust.
Brian: Are you hanging out with Suzy later?

Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.

Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.

Steve: Wangtastic!
by DongyKong603 February 7, 2010
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