Fat Ass

A nigga that live in jimtown but don’t go to a gym, smoke all day, sleep on the floor, and got a dirty ass house
That nigga Carey is a fat ass because he live in jimtown
by Hsbfbd February 26, 2019
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Fat Hider

Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.

Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"
1. Harrison: omg...

Mike: What?

Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...

Mike: lol


2. Harrison: WTF!!

Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!
by Harrison S. & Mike S. July 11, 2008
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fat muzz

A derogatory term for an overweight, stinky dorito eating idiot.
Bro I was walking down to the servo and I saw the fattest fat muzz ever. It smelt like straight shit.
by Muzzatron September 26, 2017
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Fat Rage

When a person get mad over food.

Kinda like nerd rage but with fat people and food.
Fat person: "You ate my cookies?!?!"
Normal person: "Dude, don't fat rage."
by Fiction. October 15, 2010
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fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
look at that lard arse using his fat paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
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Fat Smuggler

I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.

Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."

"Dude, not really..."

"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."

"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."

"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."

"Dude, total fat smuggler..."

"Burn."
by m3plus4 May 15, 2009
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fat shack

Fat Shack (adjective) Usually used when smoking marijuana to describe when someone has taken a large hit or toke from a bong pipe or joint.
(Joe takes a large hit of marijuana)
Joe:Oh mann that was a fat shack
Bob: I know now im soo stoned
by shawn6589 June 23, 2006
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