imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

Fade

When a person does no respond to you for a long period of time. Usually associated with text or snapchat.

Guy:I think she's giving me the fade bro
Guy2:How do you know
Guy: She hasn't responded to me in like an hour...

by Nep May 1, 2015

faded into

the text is blue now.

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has 'faded into' obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."

by MrJush20 May 23, 2021

No fade

You don’t have to car what people think

Man people be tripping on me but I’m like no fade

by Big lazar June 19, 2022

Faded

An extremely laid back and chill person. One having little doubts or regrets.

Yo that guy is totally a faded, look at him just chilling on a beach chair!

by XanaxDealer1212 September 4, 2021

FADE

To physically injure to a point where recovery is no longer possible.

If you keep that trash talk up I’m gonna have to fade ya

by PleaseApprove333 November 1, 2020

Ace Of Fades

It's like catching a fade but more physical in level..it basically means a death threat even taking someone's life with brutality or it can be used to make jokes too..

Yo if you are asking for a fade I'm here and I'm placing the Ace Of Fades on your ass today..

by LeviathanKid April 19, 2021