A sport played in high school that is way overrated its importance. The majority of the team is filled with bros and/or douches, many of whom use steroids to get an edge on the other teams and permanently fuck up their development. Very little of the team is composed of actual athletes who respect their rivals and play fair, and they are often thrown into the "jock" stereotype with the other players.
High school football player 1: "Hey brah check it out I scored some steroids. Let's take them with reckless abandon!!!"
HSFP 2: "Fuck year, we're so much better than everyone else because we take roids and play a sport!"
HSFP 2: "Fuck year, we're so much better than everyone else because we take roids and play a sport!"
by An()nymous October 19, 2009
A female that plays football, probably the best and toughest player on the team, makes every guy jealous
by FootballGirl#55 November 25, 2017
Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.
Defined .
Me. Who are we playing this weekend?
Friend. Celtic football club
Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.
Me. Who are we playing this weekend?
Friend. Celtic football club
Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.
by Geordiejock March 15, 2018
This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.
by Kevin Wild Wild West July 13, 2006
by thessparked August 30, 2020
A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online
by Rick James April 05, 2005
a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about
random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
by sad truth July 12, 2009