Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
by Mrtruebluetest October 02, 2020
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Simian Flu

This is a WORD from a game call PLAGUE:INC and it will Change simians' IQ.This virus Made Inspired by a film Made call Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 此词汇来自一款叫做瘟疫公司的游戏.该病毒会提高猩猩智商.且设计灵感来源于猩球黎明电影
Simian flu is changing simians' IQ.
by ICE君 September 18, 2022
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Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off
by Seshflu September 03, 2021
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alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.
"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
by Wonderbox32 May 10, 2016
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Beaver Flu

Beaver Flu is just another name for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).
"Man, that trick gave me the beaver flu."
by High Pitch November 09, 2006
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Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.
Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.
by Chief Floppydisk July 21, 2015
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In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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