Family friendly

Describes a thing or a word that doesn’t include any things you could censor
Hey look at that family friendly show, I think you could let the kid watch
by Lucas B Nagy October 16, 2019
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family wrecker

A person that starts as a 'home wrecker' but increases her/ his destruction to include the whole darn family. A self obsessed behaviour that increases their disillusional way to hold on to something they know isn't really there's, thus causing chaos and heartache to all associated.
"The home wrecking, house wrecking piece of trash gets her/his thrills off knowing the one they want, no longer has any family to lean on because they've ensured it's all been destroyed. What a family wrecker!"
by Hardtruthsnolies March 20, 2017
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family obligations

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."
by geojetson May 23, 2018
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Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.
"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."
by Ike b September 23, 2005
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Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
by jtsfl January 09, 2009
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family guy

a funny ass show on tv. it does rip off the simpsons alot though. fat drunk guy, healthy looking wife,3 kids,son,daughter,and baby, a dog, and the fat guy hangs out with a black and white guy at a bar. plus that episode with death, they already did that on the simpsons!
"pea...........tear............griffin. Damnit!"(peter griffin, "fat guy" from family guy)
by myguitardidyermom12 May 16, 2006
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family planning

What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!
The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.
by Shrinmarie September 10, 2007
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