ethan

Ethan is a boy who loves memes A LOT and makes you LaUgH. he becomes friends with people really easily, and if your having a bad day you can talk to him because he makes you laugh. hes actually really cute to tho. and hes a big SmArT AsS. but there is one bad thing... He has a CHEATING ASS BROTHER WHO IS A WHORE AND CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND! but hes a bit slow so... back to Ethan, he is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and he likes to call people BITCHES... but i know hes joking..i think:/ hes they type of person to yell "FAGGOT" at the top of his lungs. well that is Ethan for ya. "im Ethan and im 14 slayin all these women wit my massive peen, i got a couple of hobby's besides bein blond, like preforming for my boys with my ribbon bitton, i drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. i used to skate bored but i knocked out a ball!"

ethan is odd

by sponge bob is thicc April 13, 2019

ethan

a little bitch that broke me

remember ethan?, yeah the one in 7th grade he’s a lil mf

by itsbrittanybeach November 23, 2018

Ethan

When you look into his eyes you puke. When you see his hair you pass out from how disgusting it looks. When your having a bad day it will get even worst when yo see his face. Their is no point in time when he is not acting or looking disgusting.

" I hate you Ethan! Your so gross!" says the girl.

by 1002003000 February 11, 2019

Ethan

A man who cannot read.

Wow, I can't believe Ethan is 20 and he still cannot read

by SenatorRert April 25, 2019

Ethan

a faggot who plays fortnite and screams at the TV for no reason, ethans also wear a lot of Nike like a cringy 6th grader. Ethans also like to hit on older girls who are weird

"What the fuck!!! I died on on fortnite" Shut up Ethan your a fag

by chickentendie123 December 27, 2018

Ethan

Skylar's boyfriend not Haydens don't claim him bc Skylar loves him alot...

Bro your dating Ethan!?

by Skylar101123 July 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, you think he's mad at you but know he really isn't. He can be moody to some people, but when he likes you he isn't, he will call you shorty because he's super tall. No madder what he's always there. He LOVES his Xbox, but he will always find time for you, even if he's in a game. He might not always be there at school, but when your sad he notices, he will most likely text you and ask what was wrong. Your friends might not like him (even as a friend) but you'll love him with all of your heart. Any girl/boy (who cares its their choice) would be lucky to date them. If your names Ethan I'm sure your great

Person 1: Ethans SOO nice to me !

Person 2: hes not that nice to me, he must like you

Person 1: *laughing* I hope

by 6dhs January 8, 2019