Auntie Engine

Evelyn Engine

Auntie engine, doo da doo doo doo auntie engine, doo da doo to do

by Sister Squad Engine 1 October 30, 2018

How-To Engineer

It describes the new generation of youth that can't endure the drudge work different engineering disciplines require to master and adopt a way of googling and copy/pasting their way to saying I'm good at something

(person A starts coding two days ago)
A: I managed to make a calculator software with python, I should totally apply for a software engineering job
B: You're not a software engineer buddy, you're a How-To Engineer

by noisy96 March 8, 2019

Steam Engine

Alternatingly fisting two men’s asses like a piston whilst smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke straight up.

Tony found two twinks and they fired up the ole steam engine at grandma’s house.

by Rockkrawler March 15, 2019

best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

by martcraft June 6, 2018

personal chaos injection engine

That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.

My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.

by Evil Architect June 26, 2018

MC Engineering inc.

Engineering firm That provides you the ability to develop automated machines for your production applications. having applications for worked in many industries. A full fabrication and machine shop is capable of taking on many a variety of projects. All aspects of Fabrication, Manufacturing Engineering, Machining, CNC control, Hydraulics, Welding, Machine Assembly, Metallurgy, Tool Design, Mechanical Design, Electrical Controls Engineering, PLC and HMI Programming, Pnuematics, Project management, Machine Startup/Debug, Maintenance Training, and PLC and HMI Support.

MC Engineering inc. made my automated machine.

by Cool Guy 68 July 25, 2018

Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs

The meth engineer is building small projects

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019