England is my city

Some stupid shit Jake Paul said in his shitty rap

England is my city ITS EVERY DAY BRO

by covfefe20 June 17, 2017

england vs america

An ongoing rivalry between the most idiotic dregs of English and American society. No matter how the argument begins, it generally amounts to misinformed/biased historical citations and ridiculously stereotypical insults being thrown back and forth between both parties. It is more often than not an exercise in which everyone openly displays their narcissism and ignorance while releasing pent up aggression that would be better focused toward the government official or representatives responsible for the political offense rather than "Random American/English Citizen #1,035."

In other words, a colossal waste of time that gives haters an excuse to hate and further deepens the misunderstandings/cultural boundaries between the two supposedly allied nations.

Hey, did you see that topic about England vs America? They all sound like ass holes.

Some common arguments in England vs America: "I'm not a Brit! You're a Yank!" "My country saved your country so HA." "Because you're a ___ you're obviously ___, ___, ___ and ___ so I hate you and anyone like you! Now, respect my opinions and nationality. >:(" "<ANYTHING regarding WWII or the American Revolution>"

by anonymouspacifist May 10, 2011

engineer humor

Stories, jokes, or comments spoken by an engineer that are funny only to other engineers. Appreciating the wit of engineer humor often requires advanced application of physical sciences, mathematics, computer science, and/or abstract thought.

Example of Engineer Humor

First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

English Homework

A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana.

Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providing for a deeper class experience

by englishhead420 April 21, 2009

engineer

A person who studies hard to be able to drink more than anyone else while in school, then makes more money than the same people in the workforce

man why does an engineer make so much money for learning to drink a case in a night

by Heff January 22, 2004

England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.

The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!

by mclovin123 June 30, 2010

english

A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.

That person speaks English correctly! Wow, how smart!

by myselfmadeit June 11, 2006