ethan mitchell

A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.

anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!

margo:he smells so good!

anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!

margo:can we patent that smell?

by psychomary June 14, 2011

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

Ethan

A true Dingus

Wow, that Ethan sure is a Dingus.

by lovesbunny199816 May 14, 2017

ethan

he is a nice person..... he is also a pervert

guy1:look at that pedo distgusting

guy2: That's not a pedo it's Ethan

by mc muffin 11 November 4, 2018

Ethan Ritz

A super fly dude, who looks like a seal and is best freinds with a black haired jew.

hey did you see that jew and that seal
yeah that was Ethan Ritz and david

by LionofZion June 4, 2009

Ethan

Ethan is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will tear your heart out because he does not love you anymore, but he has the cutest laugh that can make you smile all day. Ethan has such beautiful eyes that will make you love him no matter how hard you don't want to. Everyone will love him at some point even if it is just for a minute. Ethan has such amazing hair that you could just touch all day but he gets mad when you touch it. And girls will go crazy over him. Ethan is so nice and understanding he wants you to be his friend and even though he is popular he will hang out with people like me and date them for a year. He looks beside people flaws and want to truly see who that are. I WILL WAYS LOVE ETHAN

1)“jade, don't touch ethan, he loves me and I love him too“
2)“ooh what is that cute boys name"
“he is new, I think his name is ethan"
3) “I think I am in love with ethan"
4) “I hate JADE so much"
“why"
“because she is dating ethan, she posted in on instagram

by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016

Ethan Wilson

Only the best person to ever exist. He’s top-tier and truly deserves the whole entire universe. Also I’m totally gonna beat him at proving that’s he’s the best.

“Boy do you know who’s the absolute best?”
“Whomst?”

“Ethan Wilson

but he can’t SEE HOW FOR SOME REASON.”

by The Great Comet of 1812 December 24, 2018