Eddie

The most wonderful person in the world. Eddie is super funny and truly is understanding. Also short for Edward. Smart like VERY smart. Eddie can pull all the huzz too. Love youuuuu Eddie your my best boy friendddd (friend that is a boy).

Person 1: who’s that he’s lwky fine
Me: that’s Eddie, my bestie :)

by Awesomepersonthatissupescool April 5, 2026

Eddie

Simply the best boyfriend ever.
Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.

Person: who's Eddie?
Me: Eddie is my adorable and awesome boyfriend

by Mgjhegggea October 8, 2025

o eddie

to overdose on eddie izzard videos.

i've o eddied. cake, please!

by blinkity blank club November 12, 2008

Dr Eddie

A teacher who doesn't know what the HELL he/she is talking about. Makes the students do all the work (aka busy work) since he/she is fucking clueless about the entire field of study.

However, even though he/she cannot teach, he/she is a wonderful person. Super nice.

Person 1: "Our teacher can't teach at ALL!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she is sooo nice. She even helped me fix my flat tire!!!"
Person 1: "Hmmmm...terrible teacher but wonderful lady...she must be a dr eddie!"

by 987654321 December 28, 2007

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

Slim Eddie

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021