Dumb-Ball

When you are at a sporting event and the guy behind you loudly offers a play by play of the game, presumably to educate his kids. The problem is, he doesn't know the game well, so is mis-informing his kids and everyone around him. You grit your teeth, but can't correct him, as his kids will then know what he really is.

At a recent Giant's game the batter hit a soft fly that landed just over the first baseman's head. The Dad behind me called told his kids it was a can-o-corn, when it was really a duck-snort. What a Dumb-Ball!

by #1peon August 6, 2010

Dumb axe

When you are cutting fire wood with flip flops and and axe. What the axe, is that!

My friend dumb axe Justin did you cut your foot with an axe!

by Bigdog April 15, 2013

Dumb American Voter

A dumb American voter is any American voter that votes for the leading candidates thinking they actually "voted" for someone unique or for the people.

Hey, I just voted for Obama.. No kidding, I voted for Romney!.. YOU DUMB AMERICAN VOTERS! Both are extreme idiots! Because they are funded by foreign national corporations and big banks who run the US through money and lobbying. In other words the global corporations fund the leading horses in the race.. If that's "voting" I must be missing something but then again this is America!

by traderneal August 11, 2015

dumb shit

someone who is dumber than shit

braden klein of oklahoma city oklahoma is a dumb shit

by shartster July 25, 2008

dumb-butt

This is like calling someone a dumb-ass but it is school-appropriate. It is used to tell someone that they are stupid. Yay for being school-appropriate!

My GOSH, Brittany, you are SUCH a dumb-butt!

by bootsa81 May 13, 2005

Dumb Swaggy

Swagger to an exponential degree. Preferably ten or more (swag^10). dumb swaggy > or = stupid swag.

1. Yo your kicks is tight, but these new J's i got is dumb swaggy!!

by Big Relly April 1, 2011

Dumb Luck

When dumb person achieves what he doesn't deserve or when a deserving person fails to achieve,luck is called dumb luck

Norah:Hey, Sam should have been student of the year for his outstanding performance throughout the year.
Adam: Dumb luck!!!

Norah:How come hurt locker won Oscars?
Adam: Dumb luck!!

by Chanandler March 25, 2010