Emergency Dookie

An Emergency Dookie is a poop you pretend to take when your boss is walking back into the office so you don’t get suspected of slacking off.

Oh no! The boss is back! I can’t get caught doing nothing- time for an Emergency Dookie!

by Pandaphile December 2, 2025

Nukie Dookie

The act of taking a dookie so nasty and large, it nukes the entire restroom with an absolutely horrible stench. Originated from Vicenza Middle School

"He took a Nukie Dookie in the restroom!"

by electricdreamer101 December 21, 2025

Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.

During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps

by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

Dookie Arsehole

bad, the worst of the worst, it does not get any lower

I didnt have time to finish my assignment before submitting, my grade is going to be dookie arsehole

my hair is so greasy I look like dookie arsehole

by spottedsocks January 21, 2025

Dookie

Describes a person, most commonly a guy or dude. Typically used to replace the term ‘my man’

Hear dookie bruv

by CoB8NE January 31, 2025

Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.

"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."

by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025

Dude Ranch Dookie

When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.

Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.

BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.

My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.

by SAR_KyuGo March 5, 2023