Diet Coke

the same as something else but worse in every way

guy 1: Hey what's the new kik update?
guy 2: It's just a diet coke Skype

by meme queen 2016 January 17, 2017

diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair

“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”

by bananaboatdododododo March 31, 2022

diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

by man im dead August 24, 2020

lime diet coke

A girl who like bizzare kinky stuff during intimacy.

Dude that girl is a lime Diet Coke!

by That one bitch person April 1, 2018

ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.

He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Diet Music

Music that is purposely listened to at low volume with headphones, usually to enhance outside hearing.

Jake wanted to hear if his parents called, so he listened to diet music

by StrataStar May 24, 2021