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Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.
Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.
by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018
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StrangerCon Depression

When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.
Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019
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depression X

The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.
First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.
My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed
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Eurovision Depression

An experience that nearly every Eurovision fan goes through. They usually go through this from the end of the Eurovision Song Contest to either Early September or Mid-December. This has basically become a yearly tradition within the Eurofandom and has caused some very shocking results on twitter
Person 1: Where's Millie?
Person 2: She's depressed because she doesn't have anything to fulfil her sadness from the end of the Eurovision season. The Eurovision depression is getting to her head.
by Solovey June 3, 2022
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fillie depression

what happens when your favorite ship is m.i.a.
I have fillie depression now, I miss those bitches
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Tropical Depression

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.
Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.
by Jaymz Kilmister August 9, 2021
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