The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 12, 2013
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
by Bullshitzer June 21, 2010
That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character
by adetozier January 04, 2021
DM Depression is a condition that you gain when everyone is too busy for a session, and constantly canceling and rescheduling last minute. Symptoms may include: sadness, pessimism, loss of passion, and a desire to just give up on your story.
Player 1: sorry, I’m too busy again, can we reschedule to next week?
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression
by Ididurmoms June 03, 2023
Lil Depression is the hottest rapper of the year, just listen to his newest and most hottest rap “A Depressville State of Mind.”
By lil depression
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.
The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.
I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.
Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.
I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.
I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.
Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.
A mayoed cat is quite the mat.
Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.
The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.
I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.
Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.
I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.
I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.
Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.
A mayoed cat is quite the mat.
Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
by A person locked in a basement August 24, 2022
by Depressed Ducko November 23, 2020
After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017