December 3

December 3 is truth day.

Telling your crush you like em.

Telling people you hate them, getting everything off your chest.

“I didn’t know how, but since it’s December 3rd I thought I had to let you know.. I have a thing for you.”

by Selena Gomez stan December 2, 2019

December 12th

December 12th is “Make Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!”

Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!

Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp it’s December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!

by Gracie Jade December 10, 2019

December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

by Help oh no December 16, 2019

december 3

Heather day, the day you wear your significant other’s sweater and they have to say it looks better on you then it does them

“it’s December 3...”
“here’s my sweater you look better than me in it”

by i aint ever seen 2 pretty bsf December 2, 2020

Suck a Dick December

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

December 11

National ‘bully your y’all friend day’! If you have a tall friend just slap them across the face.

Short friend on December 11: Hey!
Tall friend: Oh no
Short friend: Oh yes! *slaps*

by yeereddit December 7, 2019

The Decemberists

The most excellent historical/literary indie rock/pop band that ever hit the airwaves. Led by frontman Colin Meloy, they constantly deliver songs that take us to worlds long gone to the sound of witty lyrics and perhaps a bit of polka or metal to back it up.

Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What're you listening to?

Me: The Tain, by The Decemberists

Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What the hell's that? All I know is that no one around me listens to it, so I shouldn't either. Everyone knows that musical taste isn't what you think sounds good, it's what other people tell me SHOULD sound good.

Me: **slaps forehead** Well then I'm telling you that it sound good and you should listen to it. In fact you WILL listen to it, or I WILL shove your #$@!ing damned Green Day®™© CD up your little ultra-conformist ass.

by Arrianus January 25, 2006