long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

dookie socket

Another name for the anus.

“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”

by nateluvv October 14, 2020

smackin her dookies down

Puttin it in the stink hole I love doin it smackin dookies down

Smackin her dookies my names brode I love smackin her dookies down

by Au$tinTheblamcamper October 30, 2022

Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed

Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!

by Zombiediver January 06, 2017

mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.

Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.

by Pdoody July 13, 2012

dookie rush

when you have a girl poop on you chest and you run as fast as u can and hug her. then squeeze until both of you are covered. pretty disgusting

Franks: Dookie Rush time
Ester: Not Again!!!!!
Franks: Ohhhh YEAHHHH

by l30iscool11 February 26, 2009

dookie boy

A mark ass fool who instead of shitting anywhere else , desires to shit in your house.

If this dookie boy shits in my house one more time I'm knockin him the f**k out !!!!

by Jay swizell July 09, 2021