The Harry Curse

Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.

Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen

by snoxmy July 26, 2021

Fahad Beg Curse

In any setting where the temperature is comfortable, as soon as Fahad arrives and starts to sweat, the air conditioning will inevitably fail, turning the place into a hot, sauna-like environment.

As soon as the AC broke down after Fahad entered the room, everyone joked that we were experiencing the *Fahad Beg Curse*.
Yo that girl is fine, she’s hot as the *Fahad Beg Curse*

by Iamseeb August 10, 2024

The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation

The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.

Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row

People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong

by o23gfh October 29, 2025

November 12th Curse

It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.

Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀

by wheezie5135 November 2, 2024