Covfefe

An powerful, arcane and eldritch power word of the first order used by members of the Temple Illuminatus to curse enemies or bolster allies. Its effectiveness is amplified several times when soon followed by the power word "kefauver". If these utterances don't seem to work they can, with great caution, be elevated to an almost "sure thing" by using the power word of the third order, "ishakabibble". Don't try this at home, kids.

Fireball! Fireball! Covfefe! Ring of fire. Faerie fire. Kefauver! SCORCH! Ishkabibble!

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Covfefe. He can go about his business. Kefauver. Move along. Ishkabibble.

by Trixster Million April 23, 2020

Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.

Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.

by Red Sam Black February 27, 2018

SARS-CoVfefe

Black liquid that contains caffeine and covid.

Ooohhh, my coffee - I mean covfefe - is delicious. Did you taste this SARS-CoVfefe yet?

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

SARS-CoVfefe-2

coffee X covid by a Trump-like barista

Why did you sneeze to my coffee? —I thought you wanted a tremendous corona blend á la SARS-CoVfefe-2!

by 🅰️ January 18, 2022

covfefe naive

Unawareness of the term covfefe or its origin. The word is from an absurd Trump tweet and it is meaningless.

"I asked a bunch of my coworkers if they knew about covfefe. Most were covfefe naive."

by yes juanito yes October 31, 2017