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colgera

The easiest TotK boss that has the best music.

“The Scourge of the Wind Temple
Guy 1: Bro, have you fought Colgera yet?

Guy 2: Yeah, but it was way too easy and the music sucked

Guy 1: Kill yourself.
by Massasfaveslave August 31, 2023
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colorasshole

Someone describing a person from Colorado.
-Jared is such an asshole and acts like he’s better than us since he’s from Colorado.
-Yeah, he’s such a Colorasshole
by Daygher September 4, 2023
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Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’
by Mintmas July 31, 2024
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coletard

A prominent big firm lawyer that leads an energy practice that seems very smart, but is actually retarded.
My lawyer seemed really great until the deposition, when I realized he was a Coletard. Now I am in prison.
by Franklin Whisenhunt September 27, 2023
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Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
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Colorado

A state that is run by liberal communist motherfuckers who let fascism go on in their state
I cannot stand Colorado, there’s no fucking freedom in that state! They also want to take Trump off the 2024 ballot! - Josh
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
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Colemanguy

He’s the best and my husband he’s amazing and beautiful and wonderful and HOT!!!

(His music is godly)
Colemanguy is hot good at choking me and fucking fast with his fingers
by Colemyguylover69420 January 15, 2024
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